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Originally posted by cooti_emporium at Looking For Leo Sayer songs or albums
Looking For Leo Sayer songs or albums. Thanks
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I'm doing it. I know it's been a long while since I posted and I wouldn't be doing it now if my daughter hadn't bitched til i gave in. Well, what to talk about? I could tell you how pissed I am about the cell phone company ripping me off for minutes, but I won't. I can tell you this. I am so proud of my daughter for venturing off to college after living in my home for 19 years and basically depending on us for as long. It takes balls to move 100 miles from home to an appartment and living on her own and depending on herself. I must say, she is doing great. I thought she wouldn't handle it this well. I guess in a way I hoped she wouldn't. It feels good to be needed but yet it feels good that she doesen't need us. Now that I know she can live on her own I don't worry as much. I will always worry, there are a lot of Nuts out there, but I feel she will do well in school and fulfill all her dreams. We are proud of you, Heather (Tater).

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At least that is how my wife and I thought we would feel after the last one moved out this week to attend college. As other parents know that have went through this, that is not how we feel. Although we are very proud that our little girl has her own apartment now and is attending college to become a Doctor, we wish she were back here with us. Our little girl is going to be a Doctor (I just had to say it again). It feels very strange for them all to be out on their own after raising kids for twenty some years.
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Im pissed. I just sat here for 20 minutes writing my entry and when i was finished i lost the whole damn thing. that really pisses me off. it was all because I couldn't think of a subject so I thought I would be creative and just hit a bunch of random keys and accidentally hit an F key and it all went away. anyway it was all about how my daughter and I just finishing playing Ghost Recon and how much fun we had. I talked about how good I got at it and how much better my daughter was at playing it than me, about how good of a Sniper she is and how sad it is that she was so much better than me. I also wrote about how we started Ghost Recon 2 and how lame it was and how you would think that it would be better than the first.
Then I went on to say how it looks like spring is near and how much i'm not looking forward to all the work I have to do outside when the weather warms up.
That really pisses me off that I lost the whole damn thing, so I hope you'll understand when I tell you there will be no entry this time cause i'm sure as shit not writing it all over again. I'm really sorry, I think you would have really enjoyed the entry. maybe next time. See ya
PS It' too bad I didn't do an entry cause I could have showed you my cool quiz results below

After you die...
Parallel Universe

After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

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Well known fact: Santa Claus is a pimp. He has a bunch of hos.

It's been a while since I last updated, probably because I was suffering from severe retardation but maybe not. What else is there to talk abotu this time of year other than Christmas? I used to look forward to getting up on Xmas morning and watching the kids open the presents, seeing the smiles on their little faces, and the happiness in their little hearts. Now they are all grown up and gone and I'm getting older, and when I think of Xmas now, I think of mass destruction. If I were Santa, when I dropped the presents down the chimney, 10 seconds late the grenade would explode and fuck up their whole Xmas spirit like mine is. I sit here-pen in one hand, gun in the other-trying to decide how many I'm going to take with me. Will I stand out by the highway and shoot people in their cars as they drive by? Or will I go from door to door and take out all my neighbors than go after my so-called friends? As you can tell, I'm not much of a people person, but this time of year makes me want to be around them so I can get close enough to put one between their eyes.

I could go to WalMart and get shoved around and bitched at, then take all them out. I hope I don't get in trould for that. I wanna do it myself. Ooooor... I could just put all those thoughts out of my head, like I do every year, and say "Merry Christmas and happy new-year you fucks." .................. ................... ................................. ......................... ......... Okay, I'll put it off another year. Merry Christmas and happy new-year, you fucks!

The end.

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Shaggy is sittin' on Capitol Hill with Dipsy

House smooches HeMan

TheInvisibleMan smooches Hamlet

Fry wants to do it with SteveIrwin

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

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"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on livejournal.There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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DateLine: Earth 2006 Update. The World Is Flat!
Yep, It's true...The earth is indeed flat as a pancake. In fact, pancakes will officially be known as Earthcakes beginning January 1st 2007. More about that later. Back to the flat Earth. Scientists have once and for all proved that the Earth is in fact, Flat. All kinds of tests and stuff was done and that is the outcome. Also Magic will no longer be known as a hobby or entertainment but as a science. The reason for this is simple. When the tests and stuff was done scientists discovered that if you travel to the edge of the Earth, you will Magically be transported to the opposite edge and continue on your journey. Therefore since Magic can no longer dismissed as trickery or deception it must be studied as a genuine science. This is bound to change many things in our lifestyle as earthlings. As I mentioned before, the pancake thing. Not to mention, Frisbee's will be known as Earthbee's beginning on December 13th 2006 and so on. The ramifications are endless. Will the Earth be lost as we know it or will we transition smoothly into the altered future? Or....did I get too high and make it up? Or........

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I have something to bitch about. I know no one will read this but it makes me feel better. Isn't that what counts. We have a huge Rodeo every September and it is a royal pain in the ass. The trafic gets so heavy you can't get anywhere. Not to mention all the horses all over town that slow you down. There is no sense of going anywhere cause it takes forever to get there. The grocery stores are out of everything and crowded. You can hardly get into a gas station without waiting in line forever. It really sucks. The only way to get through the rodeo weekend is to go to stock up on groceries before they pour into town, stay home, stay high and watch TV till it's over. But then I do that all the time anyway....................... I guess the Rodeo isn't so bad. See, I told you it would make me feel better!

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My daughter made a birthday banner for me. Thank you, SARAH!

YOU didn't make me a banner, so you can't look at this one. Get the fuck out, bitch!

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